Monthly Archives: March 2011

Yoga Class Dropout

“But seriously, when you can barely straighten your leg or reach whatever part of the body the instructor is urging you to reach, it’s tough to look at the person whose face is skin-to-skin with their pinky toe.” Continue reading

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Thinking About Having Work Done.

“…the only thing after marriage is death….and she fears death…so maybe if she skips marriage, she can skip death.”
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I Could….

“There was the apology decade (the 90′s) where I didn’t do a lot of things I thought I should do but spent a lot of time (wasted a lot of time) explaining why I couldn’t.” Continue reading

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Because You Asked…

“Needless to say, bar hopping and late nights are not a big part of my life.” Continue reading

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The More Better Answers

“Nobody will wonder if they’re pregnant (in any serious way) or have to ponder whether they remembered a condom.” Continue reading

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The Better Answers

“If I quit my job, I’d probably get nothing done except drinking coffee.” Continue reading

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