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“And then, with real and virtual friends on Facebook asking if their prayers had worked, I realized that I couldn’t tell anyone that Addie was gone.” Continue reading

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Lies Your Parents Will Tell You

“This is the land of the free – so you are technically free to be whatever you want to be.” Continue reading

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Brothers and Nieces

One day, when my niece M was three years old, we walked to the neighborhood playground together for some quality time. At that point in her development, M was obsessed with families. She understood mommies, daddies and sisters. Although there … Continue reading

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Grammar Interventions

“…before ‘e’….except sometimes.” Continue reading

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Your Kids (When You’re Not Around)

Original post at CurrentMom! A is for annoying. When you’re not around, your kids are not annoying at all. I don’t say this because they’re related to me by blood. I happen to be related by blood to some highly … Continue reading

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Yoga Class Dropout

“But seriously, when you can barely straighten your leg or reach whatever part of the body the instructor is urging you to reach, it’s tough to look at the person whose face is skin-to-skin with their pinky toe.” Continue reading

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Thinking About Having Work Done.

“…the only thing after marriage is death….and she fears death…so maybe if she skips marriage, she can skip death.”
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I Could….

“There was the apology decade (the 90′s) where I didn’t do a lot of things I thought I should do but spent a lot of time (wasted a lot of time) explaining why I couldn’t.” Continue reading

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Because You Asked…

“Needless to say, bar hopping and late nights are not a big part of my life.” Continue reading

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The More Better Answers

“Nobody will wonder if they’re pregnant (in any serious way) or have to ponder whether they remembered a condom.” Continue reading

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